Robert Pattinson Says Stuff Sometimes

Track Title: boobs

Artist: Katie Goeller

Album: Katie Goeller's Album

Eclipse DVD Commentary

Rob: It’s like the most depressing story in the world. You got this little guy coming around with his shirt off all the time, it’s like it’s so close to reality. There’s always some punk who wants to get up in your business all the time. And then-

Kristen: What are you talking about?

Rob: What are you talking about?

Kristen: How does this relate to your reality?

Rob: See and girls can never understand it, literally you can only talk to guys about it cause girls never get it, cause girls are like “Why!? I should be able to do whatever I want!” (laughs) and the guy’s like, “Well I’m in love with you, you’re supposed to respect that.” It’s like, you can’t just keep going off with the naked guy all the time. If I started hanging out with girls with their boobs out all the time, you just would not like it. 

(long pause)

Rob: *boobs*

Kristen: (laughing) Are you drunk right now, seriously? 

Rob: I’m just so tired. 

Kristen: You have like a pack of Heineken next to you, I know it.

Rob: No, I’m not. I have to drive.

Kristen: I don’t know if that’s such a good idea.

Rob: I’m not drinking! I swear to god. I’m just sitting in a room by myself, it’s so easy to go nuts.