Robert Pattinson Says Stuff Sometimes

"I just sit there and lick the pages."
— Robert Pattinson when asked about Fifty Shades of Gray 7/12/12
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  • Robert Pattinson: You know, I heard that if you quit [smoking] before you're 30 you're in the clear, health-wise.
  • Guri Weinberg: Hey, Rob. I'm over 30.
  • Robert Pattinson: I know.
  • Guri Weinberg: Well, aren't you just a ray of sunshine. Do me a favor - Go f*** yourself.
  • Robert Pattinson: (laughing hysterically)

"Because of my fame, I think like a spy now."
— Robert Pattinson (read more)
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"Please don’t use that take, I look like an inflatable sausage!"
— Robert Pattinson (x)
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  • Q: They say that there’s been just a friendly contact between you and Kristen for a long time. Sometimes friendship and passion don’t go well together.
  • Rob: (laughs) If there’s a lot of passion in a friendship, then you should probably sleep together.
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I: If I could change my character in The Twilight Saga, I could never play…

Robert: Renesmee.




Kristen: Can I add one thing?
Robert: No

Kristen: Can I add one thing?

Robert: No

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Robert Pattinson’s ‘Twilight’ commentary.