Robert Pattinson Says Stuff Sometimes

Robert Pattinson: You know, I heard that if you quit [smoking] before you're 30 you're in the clear, health-wise.
Guri Weinberg: Hey, Rob. I'm over 30.
Robert Pattinson: I know.
Guri Weinberg: Well, aren't you just a ray of sunshine. Do me a favor - Go f*** yourself.
Robert Pattinson: (laughing hysterically)

Because of my fame, I think like a spy now.

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—	Robert Pattinson (read more)

Please don’t use that take, I look like an inflatable sausage!

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—	Robert Pattinson (x)

Q: They say that there’s been just a friendly contact between you and Kristen for a long time. Sometimes friendship and passion don’t go well together.

Rob: (laughs) If there’s a lot of passion in a friendship, then you should probably sleep together.

I: If I could change my character in The Twilight Saga, I could never play…

Robert: Renesmee.

Rob: Can you kegel? (x)

Doing something like Twilight opens doors and it closes others. You can say, ‘Oh if I was still unknown, then no-one would judge me,’ but at the same time, nobody would give a shit either.

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—	Robert Pattinson with The Herald (read more)